Monthly Archives: December 2014

Maagie vol Oogies toe

All good things come to an end, weeks of preperation, shopping and stressing over what to buy and how to prepare this and that. Last minute rush for presents or crackers for Christmas Lunch.

Im sure it was all worth it in the end when you saw the faces on the families faces, seeing their eyes light up once the wrapping came off the presents :-D. The pleasure seen by a child when they open up their gift is the best feeling, the innocence and appreciation they show will touch even the hardest of hearts pulling those strings to the limit.

– Do people eat breakfast on Christmas day? –

The smell of the Christmas lunch comes in at a close second, for some this is what we have been waiting for whole year, gammon, turkey and all types of salads fresh from woolworths ;-)…but in Elim its fresh from the garden :-P. Don’t forget the best part TRIFLE the best pudding ever because it has alcohol in it and your parents don’t mind hahaha some peoples hands are heavy so after the pudding the conversations change drastically words slurring hahaha :-D.


In typical South African fashion we are poured with showers of blessings on Christmas day, we might not get a white christmas but I’d prefer summer rain over ice anyday (I’d like to experience a white christmas one day though). As die maagie leka vol is val die oรฉ mos toe a christmas day always feels like sunday…but thats how holidays are, days are not important right.

Well today is boxing day as I’m writing this post I’m glad I bought a present for the house – 2ply toilet paper and airfreshner hahaha Merry Christmas and now the focus turns to those New Years parties – Stay Safe ๐Ÿ˜‰


Luke 2:10 And the angel said to
them, โ€œFear not, for behold, I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people.

It is that time of the year when everybody is happy, families come together around a Christmas tree to spread the festive cheer.

There are many traditions that people practise around Christmas time for us as a family we all gather at my ouma’s place and hand out presents as a family a hour before 12 on Christmas Eve.

It all starts with the Christmas Eve service where you can feel the excitement in the air, as a child in the Moravian Church on Elim you know there is a surprise waiting for you after church. The children participate in the service by singing hymns and reciting passages out of the hymn book but the most exciting part is when the lights are switched off and all the children are singing Morรฉ stรฉr with only the star and candles lighting the church, not even pictures or words can describe that moment.

Matthew 2:10 When they saw the
star, they rejoiced exceedingly with great joy.

Christmas is a time for sharing not only gifts but also experiences and joy of a year that passed, accomplishments achieved, encouragement to carry on if faliure occured but most of all just spending time with your family.

Many of us have our own traditions that we uphold but it all centres around one theme and that is the birth of a king…

Luke 2:14 โ€œGlory to God in the
highest, and on earth peace among those with whom he is pleased!โ€

I wish you all a blessed Christmas and festive period be safe and enjoy every moment.

Not so Secret Santa

Staying in a small community like Elim there are certian traditions that are followed, last night was one of them. It was the night the children got to meet Santa :-D. (albeit someone that they know from the community)


Jingle bells jingle bells Jingle all the way O what fun it is to see Santa on his one tractor open trailer ๐Ÿ˜€

The sweet sound of Christmas Carols wishing everyone a Merry Christmas filled the not so silent night sky as the tractor was driven through the streets where they hand delivered presents to each child who was lucky enough to be good this year en as jy nou rerig goed was het jy ‘n halwe skaap gewen (terms and conditions apply ๐Ÿ˜€ ). As ek morรฉ skaap tjops ryk weet ek waar ek gaan Christmas lunch eet.

Another tradition that is followed is the chopping and decorating of your own real Christmas tree this is something I grew up with and have the scars on my fingers to prove it :-D.


Daar is sy mooi opgedoen nou moet ons net die laaste presents opwrap dan kan die Christmas gees maar begin ๐Ÿ˜€

Geluk oppie ‘Ou’ Christmas laat hy val waar hy wil….of is dit te vroeg om die luck uit te bring ๐Ÿ˜€ – sal maar cheers met ‘n bietjie koffee ๐Ÿ˜‰

Then and Now

Exodus 15:27 – New International Version
Then they came to Elim, where there were twelve springs and seventy palm trees, and they camped there near the water.


Not so long ago this is how the main street of Elim looked, the iconic Kerk Straat, if you squint your eyes just a little you will see the Church – The Moravian Church the centre of this little community. Ek wil gesรฉ dit was donkie jare gelede wane die straate so gelyk dit maar soos jy kan sien is daar ‘n ou op ‘n bicycle en ek wil nie die image van Elim spoil nie want as julle kom kuier sal julle sien hier ry die mense nie met donkies nie dit is perde. Som van ons moet betaal om op ‘n perd tรฉ klim hier kan jy net vir een van die ‘Elimeers’ vra en hulle sal vir jou lui na die water waar die Perde wei :-D. Hier is ook ‘n museum waar jy meer kan uitvind oor hierdie sendingstasie jy mag dalk net uitvind dat jou ma se ma se niggie getroud was met Oom Jappie se seun :-D. So kom gerus en besoek hierdie dorpie want daar wag ‘n leka verrassing vir julle….


This is now, after many years the main street has got a facelift, pavements have been put out and  the road tarred. The process is not yet complete but the community of Elim is excited at the prospect that it has become more easily accessible for all. Change is good and it also bring with it new opportunties in upliftment and healthy living conditions for all but one thing is for certain…


..if you squint your eyes just a little you will see that same Church building of years ago and that is what will keep this community going for many more prosperous years to come.,_Wes-Kaap

Exodus 15:27 New Living Translation – After leaving Marah, the Israelites traveled on to the oasis of Elim, where they found twelve springs and
seventy palm trees. They camped there beside the water.

Secret Santa

I cannot even imagine where
I would be today were it not
for that handful of friends
who have given me a heart
full of joy. Let’s face it,
friends make life a lot more
fun. – Charles R. Swindoll


The tree is decorated, presents are wrapped and packed nicely, this was the scene at our Secret Santa get together with friends.

Our second year and Santa is getting more generous it seems presents getting bigger as the budget increased :-D….its the season for giving after all.

When the sun set it was time for the festivities to start, fire burning – tjoppies op die kole en ‘n leka koue biertjie in die hand dit was tyd om leka fees te hou nah ‘n lang jaar van werk. ๐Ÿ˜€

What do you call a chicken in the North Pole – Lost o_O

This was one of the jokes that came out of the Christmas Crackers hahaha a great evening of fun and laughter with a crazy bunch of friends. This is one tradition in the early stages but I think we should uphold as it brings us closer together.

The greatest gift of life is
friendship, and I have
received it. – Hubert H. Humphrey

Back by popular demand


If you are from Cape Town I’m sure you will recognise this seat, yip this is the hotseat where stories have been shared for the past 15 years.

David and Oscar have shared their experiences together with the hilarious Boeta Joe and Boeta Gamat to sold out audiences across the country with thier authentic humour straight out the Cape Flats. In Joe Barber VI Life we are exposed to a different kind of experience, keeping with the changing times technology is the main emphasis from FaceTime to getting your license all packed in 130 minutes of side splitting laughter.

There is a new character too someone I never saw before but soos Outjie sal se is sy ‘n bietjie van ‘n ‘dakskroef’ haha en ek praatie van Washiela nie.

This production has come a long way since their first show to one person in the audience in Joe Barber 1 where we were taken to the galaxy days, Joe Barber 2 which I have no idea what it is  about to be honest didn’t even know there was a second one o_O. The third one saw us don our old school ties in a High School reunion which for me was the best one to watch live as it was interactive with the whole audience getting involved.

Since its debut, the original
production (titled Meet Joe Barber) has enjoyed a number of sequels โ€“ namely Joe Barber and Boeta Gamat.Too, Joe Barber 3: The Family
Affair , Joe Barber 4 The People and.Joe Barber 5: School Cuts

Ek het gou gegoogle soos Boeta Gamat gesรฉ dit hy hou van lees maar as hy nie van iets weet nie den he will google it sorry for the error above but djy sal sien all die anne previous productions van Joe Barber en My Barber is ya stiek uit ints ints ints. It was nommer 5 wat die School Reunion geweesit sorry man ek was in aandklas ๐Ÿ˜€

I felt abit sentimental as it seemed like this was the last we will be seeing Boeta Joe and Boeta Gamat on stage as they are trying to make it big on TV miskien is daar soma ‘n julle series wat julle kan download innie future hulle is mos Do’ers en nie doose nie hahahaha.

Well worth your time so kry maar jou cash en kry jou kop reg vir ‘n leka TV haircut no cheques accepted so voetjek met jou tjek cos cash is king ๐Ÿ˜€


Ek het mos vir julle gesรจ ek gaan ‘n regte picture vat saamie legend gee vir die bra ‘n OSCAR.

and last but not least…..


King Cobra


With South Africa taking on the West Indies in a series of Test matches it is the start of Cricket Season strap on your white clothes, pads and helmet want hier kom groot dinge, anyways closer to home with the smell of beer brewing in Newlands the local boykies are taking on a test of their own against the Highveld Lions.

Ek hoor mos is verneit toe moet ek mos kom support issie elke dag dat jy jou holwange op elke seat in Newlands kan sit nie ๐Ÿ˜€

Obviously my support is for the Cobra’s on day 2 things are looking abit bleak though with the Lions putting up a score of 413, at the moment the Cobra’s are on 93-4 come on Boykies spit some venom into those Lions….kill them dead o_O

I never really liked watching cricket live jy kannie eens die ball sienie maar jy moet wakker wees want as jy net hoor bat on ball kan it dalk ‘n ses wees that is why I love the shorter version T20.


Jus look at that view magnificent right – Welcome to Cape Town howzit ๐Ÿ˜‰

7 Minutes to Heaven

We came, We saw and We conquered …


..a great road trip to watch the 3rd leg of the Sevens series in PE, South Africa and what a weekend it was.

In the first quarter final games the Blitzbokke won England to face Australia in the semi’s who beat Fiji, the stadium was filled with SA support giving all they had in ‘gees’.


On the other side of the coin it was New Zealand who came out tops in their quarter final clash against USA to meet Argentina in the semi’s.

The Semi-Final match between the Blitzbokke and Australia had some nervous moments with the score 10-0 in the first half to Australia but once the crowd got behind the boys they came back and won 19-10 to make it a dream final of two crazy Rugby loving nations.

After singing the National Anthems it was time for the main match of the night, there was no way New Zealand could win with the atmosphere in the stadium every pass of the ball


had the crowd in cheers, when the final whistle blew with a score of 26-17 we went crazy ahhhh I love watching sport live the ‘gees’ is indescribable.


The runners up New Zealand


The PE Sevens 2014 Champions the Blitzbokke ๐Ÿ˜€

Thank you PE for the hospitality we will definitely be back to Jika with you in the rain/drizzle and shake shake to DJ Fresh, The win for the Blitzbokke was heavenly sent…o yeah and before I forget, I was on TV – comment if you saw me ๐Ÿ˜€

Dis Lekker Hier

Day one of the PE Sevens tournament we were blessed with some awesome rugby – 14 minutes of pure action.

With the scorching heat in the stadium this did not stop the teams from running like the wind that we so much needed to cool us down….but ofcourse there was Castle to do that.

We bought a programme and ticked off the games we wanted to watch obviously it is the BLITZBOKKE that is top of the list winning all three their group games – 26 -0 against USA where one of the fans got kicked in the face by a USA play seems like the fans in PE are raucous hahaha. 38- 7 against Kenya and an absolute thrashing of Wales in the last game of the day 36 – 0.

New Zealand was another team we ticked off as my cousin is a die hard fan you can say nothing wrong about the Kiwi’s and he will have an opinion, if its a Bokke vs New Zealand final I think there is going to be sparks flying not only on the field but in the family too hahaha :-D.

My goal is to visit all the Fifa 2010 World Cup Stadiums and my first time in PE stadium was awesome seeing Harry Potter, Hulk, Where’s Wally and this guy…


…made it one hellava experience. For those that needed a little break from the rugby there was Jimmy Nevis, Micasa and a dj that knocked our socks off especially when it came to the dance cam lol that is so much fun if the camera on you, you gotta shake it loose like gauva juice :-D.

Pity I didnt get on the TV but there is still one day left so I still got a chance to sieze the moment :-D…

Go blitbokke from CAPE TOWN to PE ๐Ÿ˜€

Tap Out


The Coca Cola Dome was once  again host to the biggest Mixed martial arts contest in Africa this is EFC Worldwide 36 – The maincard fight being the Featherweight title defence of Boyd Allen.

12 fights in a packed Coca Cola Dome the last one for 2014 this has been one successful year for the EFC going Worldwide recently and only growing, Africa will soon compete against the best in the UFC.

I was only really interested in the last fight but got a glimpse of the MainCard fight which ended in the first round Marino Cutendana winning with a nice armbar on Oumpie Sebeko


Wade Groth always comes with a new hairstyle. Today he matched his purple shorts to his purple mohawk. He was determined to cause an upset and go into the new year the new Featherweight Champ but..


..It all came together like Boyd Allen’s entrance song by the Beatles, 5 Round title fight ended in the first round after Allen caught Groth with a right. Groth’s legs gave way. but he recovered and they clinched up.

Allen went for the take down landing some big shots on Groth, the chokehold hooked in giving Groth no chance but to Tap Out

Allen cements his legacy as the featherweight champion!

“Think I just caught him with a nice sweet one. He will come back stronger next time” – Allen

This year had some amazing bouts this being EFC36 I only got interested when I watched EFC30 live in Grandwest Cape Town – this is one of the fastest growing sports in Africa and now that they went Worldwide I am excited to see what 2015 holds and hope to see more title fights in Cape Town ๐Ÿ˜€