Monthly Archives: November 2013

The “Stuk”

Forget The Stig……we just found his South African cousin on the all new series of Bottom Gear, coming to your screens soon in HD…just wait till you see him, I’m sure the ladies gona love him ๐Ÿ˜€

What he knows about cars is dangerous, the only donuts he knows are the ones that go into his stomach. Gears are changed in the bedroom hahahaha.

He likes long walks on the beach….wearing his helmet ofcourse,ย  the only music he listens to are from the voices in his head because he is a Rockstar o_O….

…”Some say that he could solve the Da Vinci Code in 43 seconds. All we know is, he’s called The Stuk.” – Keenau “Clarkson” Pearce


I guess his name is appropriate “The Stuk” o_O hahaha don’t all come running for a piece at the same time ladies ๐Ÿ˜‰

Vroom Vroom

Better Late than Never…..

Birthdays a time for celebrations. This is the day you were born, you opened your eyes the first time you saw the world in colour, in 3D without the glasses ๐Ÿ˜€

The day you cried your lungs out showing that they are healthy and strong for singing, shouting screaming whatever your little heart desires.

Yes a birthday means you are getting older, but also wiserย  because over the last 12 months you learnt and experienced so much new things. Embrace the change :-D.

Forgetting someones birthday is like forgetting they were born o_O…unforgivable. I was guilty of this recently so to make up for this I will look back at this post and count 3 days back then say Happy Birthday to my Awesome cousin Lisa :-D…for now this is a Happy Belated Birthday.

HaHaHa – Gotta love the family ๐Ÿ˜‰

Crazy Normal

Ever heard of the following terms:

Crazy 8, Crazy/Beautiful – good movie by the way….Crazy/Normal – great stand up by fellow South African – Trevor Noah – uh if you have you are probably all types of Crazy hahaha….but if you think about it this is not a bad thing…NO IT IS NOT BAD AT ALL and below you will see why:


Yes thats right, we all crazy, embrace it…relax ain’t no competition yo o_O.


Be crazy you might just change the world in the process.


Look at this guy if he ain’t crazy then I don’t know, I mean why you hiding for 26 years always wanting us to find you…dude you all types of crazy…but famous ๐Ÿ˜€ – Where’s Wally


Another example….cmon you must admit he Crazy to think he could beat The Batman….BUT he did he got into the mind of the big bad bat thats all you need to be great – Joker I’ll say this again best villian ever.


And lastly……Yeah thats right just be you…..Crazy/Normal or rather…

Crazy/Beautiful ๐Ÿ˜‰

Stage Fright – Feel the thrill

‘Started from the bottom’… -Drake

Do something you afraid of, feel the thrill it moulds you.

To think I use to cry when doing orals at primary school, nerves always got the better of me o_O…but what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, who would’ve thought that guy would get on stage and perform hahaha..take that haters just kidding man no negativity


– “I know a place where your heart can be safe, let me take you there, take you there”…


“…I’ll be the one who can change your despair, and I know it, I know it”…


“…your love is precious and it’s slippin away. I feel like I should show you paradise way. I’ll be the one to take you there, take you there.”
-written by uriah and timothy.ยฉ

Ok but seriously I think that was a first and a last though haha enjoyed da experience…wait uh maybe it not a last ๐Ÿ˜€

Ok *slow clap* here goes nothing *lat die beat klop*

ย  – Intro
Uriah raps

I’ve been waiting all my life for you….
I want you to say you’ve been waiting too.

This could be the start of something between you and me but you are walking away turning your back on me.

Maybe I’ve been holding on to something that I know I should have let go of…

I saw you standing there
This isn’t fair
Cause I still want you in my life
and I still need you by my side

(verse 2)
Can’t you feel it building inside you cause you never knew…

I can feel it building inside me cause i always knew

Now what am I supposed to say
when you’re the only one for me
It’s driving me crazy
cause your the only lady..
I want in my life, I need by my side.

– written by uriah and timothy.ยฉ


From performing in a club – the old Zula on long street – to performing at a church do – now that I think about it the lyrics not quite appropriate lol but when the opportunity arises take it….

‘you only get one shot, one opportunity, would you capture it or just let it slip…’- Eminem


We forgot the back-track for our performance at Zula – open mic night – but that didn’t stop us, no music thats not gona stop us we carry on acapella baby…so if you want me to seranade you now is your chance ๐Ÿ˜‰


Gotta thank the main guy Mr Uriah Cloete aka DD..inspiration boet ‘music is the expression of the soul’ – ‘bleed pen’ – ‘big dreams’ watch this guy move mountains.

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You want 500 dollars

I’ve reached the 500 views mark how exciting…:-D

32 posts later thats roughly 15 views per post, I’ve gotta thank you all for taking the time out to read this bit of craziness.


There is so much bad news going around so we gotta promote good news. Why not smile and tell someone how beautiful the weather is, be a happy chappie ;-).

YOU WANT 500 DOLLARS – here you go, learn a new language while you at it ๐Ÿ˜€


Today its 500 views after 32 posts, Tomorrow its 500 views in a day ๐Ÿ˜€



I don’t want my Nickelback

So Cape Town once again gearing up for a canadian takeover this time in the form of Rock Band Nickelback.

ย ย ย ย  -before the concert-

Stop bieng a ‘window shopper’, get your ticket to the concert and look ‘fly’. If you can’t make it for the Joburg leg take a Shot ‘left’, ‘where?’…To the mother city ofcourse Cape Town ๐Ÿ˜€

‘Breath’ ‘Deep’….put on your ‘cowboy hat’ and ‘hold out your hand’, the ‘leader of men’ are coming to Rock Cape Town. ๐Ÿ˜€

I hope you ‘old enough’ because this might just be thier ‘one last run’ in South Africa. Im sure we will be hearing screaming fans shouting dude i’m ‘digging this’…and at the end of the concert after a screaming crowd shouting encore encore…the band saying we ‘not leaving yet’.

Ladies let your hair hang loose, use some ‘detangler’, if you in a bad relationship all you need is ‘just four’ ‘little friend’s’ to help you kick that guy to the ‘curb’. No excuses don’t be a ‘pusher’, I dont want to hear any ‘I don’t have’ anything to ‘fall back on’, ofcourse you do you have some great music to put you in the ‘sea groove’.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  -after the concert-

Aaaaaah ‘Where do i hide’, as I ‘wake up this morning’ I find that I have a ‘hangnail’. o_O ‘Too bad’ they always said the best concerts are ‘just for’ ‘hollywood’…well we said ‘never again’ because Cape Town is the place to be. ๐Ÿ˜€ ‘How you remind me’ of what my ‘money bought’ damn why is the ‘good times gone’.

‘Believe it or not’, I cant ‘do this anymore’ im laying ‘flat on the floor’, ‘another hole in the head’….ears throbbing….I ‘should’ve listened’, ‘yanking out my’ phone to call you thinking that ‘someday’ i’ll finally ‘figure you out’ uh maybe ‘saturday night, alright’, I’ll ‘see you at the show’. wait the show is over. o_O After last night please don’t just ‘throw yourself away’, ‘because of you’ im ‘feeling way to damn good’.

We acting like ‘animals’, we always ‘fight for all the wrong reason’. I’ll ‘follow you home’, ‘if everyone cared’ about ‘someone that you’re with’..i’ll take a ‘photograph’ and act like a ‘rockstar’. The ‘next contestant’ ‘savin me’ from ‘far away’ will be seeing the ‘side of a bullet’ – bang bang.

‘This afternoon’ lets ‘just get high’, ‘shakin hands’. Maybe ‘next time round’, ‘I’ll come for you’ and we can have ‘S.E.X’. Is there ‘something in your mouth’, why do you look so shocked. If ‘today was your last day’, you ‘gotta be somebody’ so we might as well ‘burn it to the ground’. Yes thats right you ‘never gonna be alone’.

Im ‘holding on to heaven’, ‘trying not to love you’. ‘Everything I wana do’ is sing you a ‘lullaby’ because ‘when we stand together’ you are my ‘midnight queen’. ‘Bottoms up’, ‘don’t ever let it end’ and ‘kiss it goodbye’.

‘This is War’

50 Shades of lekker kry

Oryt im thinking the craze of this book has died hmmmm lets revive it just before the movie is released.

So I read the first book – not the whole book though – why? because I got bored and thought it to be somewhat predictable it did not appeal to me, guess the writer was going for the ladies right. I just wanted to see what the hype was about and I got the picture…or not it was all words o_O haha. Nothing wrong with bieng curious…now I can start a conversation and release that inner voice in you maybe ๐Ÿ˜‰ (to the ladies reading this that is.)

There nothing wrong with reading erotic stories but when you read it in the train and leave a wet patch after you get up uh…Housten I think we have a problem…lady I think next time read it in the privacy of your own home o_O.

You think guys don’t read it, think again, again in the train I saw a guy reading it then when he left he put the book in his lunch bag hahaha “ain’t nobody gona see me read this.” That was probably his thoughtsย  hahaha.

Come on all we want to know is what women want, and if being tied up and spanked on the ass is what you want then uh stop biting your lips, we in an elevator man with a trolley, abit uncomfortable don’t you think. hahaha

Until the movie comes out.

Enjoy your…..

…50 Shades of Lekker kry ๐Ÿ˜‰