Monthly Archives: November 2013

The “Stuk”

Forget The Stig……we just found his South African cousin on the all new series of Bottom Gear, coming to your screens soon in HD…just wait till you see him, I’m sure the ladies gona love him ๐Ÿ˜€

What he knows about cars is dangerous, the only donuts he knows are the ones that go into his stomach. Gears are changed in the bedroom hahahaha.

He likes long walks on the beach….wearing his helmet ofcourse,ย  the only music he listens to are from the voices in his head because he is a Rockstar o_O….

…”Some say that he could solve the Da Vinci Code in 43 seconds. All we know is, he’s called The Stuk.” – Keenau “Clarkson” Pearce


I guess his name is appropriate “The Stuk” o_O hahaha don’t all come running for a piece at the same time ladies ๐Ÿ˜‰

Vroom Vroom

Better Late than Never…..

Birthdays a time for celebrations. This is the day you were born, you opened your eyes the first time you saw the world in colour, in 3D without the glasses ๐Ÿ˜€

The day you cried your lungs out showing that they are healthy and strong for singing, shouting screaming whatever your little heart desires.

Yes a birthday means you are getting older, but also wiserย  because over the last 12 months you learnt and experienced so much new things. Embrace the change :-D.

Forgetting someones birthday is like forgetting they were born o_O…unforgivable. I was guilty of this recently so to make up for this I will look back at this post and count 3 days back then say Happy Birthday to my Awesome cousin Lisa :-D…for now this is a Happy Belated Birthday.

HaHaHa – Gotta love the family ๐Ÿ˜‰

Crazy Normal

Ever heard of the following terms:

Crazy 8, Crazy/Beautiful – good movie by the way….Crazy/Normal – great stand up by fellow South African – Trevor Noah – uh if you have you are probably all types of Crazy hahaha….but if you think about it this is not a bad thing…NO IT IS NOT BAD AT ALL and below you will see why:


Yes thats right, we all crazy, embrace it…relax ain’t no competition yo o_O.


Be crazy you might just change the world in the process.


Look at this guy if he ain’t crazy then I don’t know, I mean why you hiding for 26 years always wanting us to find you…dude you all types of crazy…but famous ๐Ÿ˜€ – Where’s Wally


Another example….cmon you must admit he Crazy to think he could beat The Batman….BUT he did he got into the mind of the big bad bat thats all you need to be great – Joker I’ll say this again best villian ever.


And lastly……Yeah thats right just be you…..Crazy/Normal or rather…

Crazy/Beautiful ๐Ÿ˜‰

Stage Fright – Feel the thrill

‘Started from the bottom’… -Drake

Do something you afraid of, feel the thrill it moulds you.

To think I use to cry when doing orals at primary school, nerves always got the better of me o_O…but what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, who would’ve thought that guy would get on stage and perform hahaha..take that haters just kidding man no negativity


– “I know a place where your heart can be safe, let me take you there, take you there”…


“…I’ll be the one who can change your despair, and I know it, I know it”…


“…your love is precious and it’s slippin away. I feel like I should show you paradise way. I’ll be the one to take you there, take you there.”
-written by uriah and timothy.ยฉ

Ok but seriously I think that was a first and a last though haha enjoyed da experience…wait uh maybe it not a last ๐Ÿ˜€

Ok *slow clap* here goes nothing *lat die beat klop*

ย  – Intro
Uriah raps

I’ve been waiting all my life for you….
I want you to say you’ve been waiting too.

This could be the start of something between you and me but you are walking away turning your back on me.

Maybe I’ve been holding on to something that I know I should have let go of…

I saw you standing there
This isn’t fair
Cause I still want you in my life
and I still need you by my side

(verse 2)
Can’t you feel it building inside you cause you never knew…

I can feel it building inside me cause i always knew

Now what am I supposed to say
when you’re the only one for me
It’s driving me crazy
cause your the only lady..
I want in my life, I need by my side.

– written by uriah and timothy.ยฉ


From performing in a club – the old Zula on long street – to performing at a church do – now that I think about it the lyrics not quite appropriate lol but when the opportunity arises take it….

‘you only get one shot, one opportunity, would you capture it or just let it slip…’- Eminem


We forgot the back-track for our performance at Zula – open mic night – but that didn’t stop us, no music thats not gona stop us we carry on acapella baby…so if you want me to seranade you now is your chance ๐Ÿ˜‰


Gotta thank the main guy Mr Uriah Cloete aka DD..inspiration boet ‘music is the expression of the soul’ – ‘bleed pen’ – ‘big dreams’ watch this guy move mountains.

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You want 500 dollars

I’ve reached the 500 views mark how exciting…:-D

32 posts later thats roughly 15 views per post, I’ve gotta thank you all for taking the time out to read this bit of craziness.


There is so much bad news going around so we gotta promote good news. Why not smile and tell someone how beautiful the weather is, be a happy chappie ;-).

YOU WANT 500 DOLLARS – here you go, learn a new language while you at it ๐Ÿ˜€


Today its 500 views after 32 posts, Tomorrow its 500 views in a day ๐Ÿ˜€



I don’t want my Nickelback

So Cape Town once again gearing up for a canadian takeover this time in the form of Rock Band Nickelback.

ย ย ย ย  -before the concert-

Stop bieng a ‘window shopper’, get your ticket to the concert and look ‘fly’. If you can’t make it for the Joburg leg take a Shot ‘left’, ‘where?’…To the mother city ofcourse Cape Town ๐Ÿ˜€

‘Breath’ ‘Deep’….put on your ‘cowboy hat’ and ‘hold out your hand’, the ‘leader of men’ are coming to Rock Cape Town. ๐Ÿ˜€

I hope you ‘old enough’ because this might just be thier ‘one last run’ in South Africa. Im sure we will be hearing screaming fans shouting dude i’m ‘digging this’…and at the end of the concert after a screaming crowd shouting encore encore…the band saying we ‘not leaving yet’.

Ladies let your hair hang loose, use some ‘detangler’, if you in a bad relationship all you need is ‘just four’ ‘little friend’s’ to help you kick that guy to the ‘curb’. No excuses don’t be a ‘pusher’, I dont want to hear any ‘I don’t have’ anything to ‘fall back on’, ofcourse you do you have some great music to put you in the ‘sea groove’.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  -after the concert-

Aaaaaah ‘Where do i hide’, as I ‘wake up this morning’ I find that I have a ‘hangnail’. o_O ‘Too bad’ they always said the best concerts are ‘just for’ ‘hollywood’…well we said ‘never again’ because Cape Town is the place to be. ๐Ÿ˜€ ‘How you remind me’ of what my ‘money bought’ damn why is the ‘good times gone’.

‘Believe it or not’, I cant ‘do this anymore’ im laying ‘flat on the floor’, ‘another hole in the head’….ears throbbing….I ‘should’ve listened’, ‘yanking out my’ phone to call you thinking that ‘someday’ i’ll finally ‘figure you out’ uh maybe ‘saturday night, alright’, I’ll ‘see you at the show’. wait the show is over. o_O After last night please don’t just ‘throw yourself away’, ‘because of you’ im ‘feeling way to damn good’.

We acting like ‘animals’, we always ‘fight for all the wrong reason’. I’ll ‘follow you home’, ‘if everyone cared’ about ‘someone that you’re with’..i’ll take a ‘photograph’ and act like a ‘rockstar’. The ‘next contestant’ ‘savin me’ from ‘far away’ will be seeing the ‘side of a bullet’ – bang bang.

‘This afternoon’ lets ‘just get high’, ‘shakin hands’. Maybe ‘next time round’, ‘I’ll come for you’ and we can have ‘S.E.X’. Is there ‘something in your mouth’, why do you look so shocked. If ‘today was your last day’, you ‘gotta be somebody’ so we might as well ‘burn it to the ground’. Yes thats right you ‘never gonna be alone’.

Im ‘holding on to heaven’, ‘trying not to love you’. ‘Everything I wana do’ is sing you a ‘lullaby’ because ‘when we stand together’ you are my ‘midnight queen’. ‘Bottoms up’, ‘don’t ever let it end’ and ‘kiss it goodbye’.

‘This is War’

50 Shades of lekker kry

Oryt im thinking the craze of this book has died hmmmm lets revive it just before the movie is released.

So I read the first book – not the whole book though – why? because I got bored and thought it to be somewhat predictable it did not appeal to me, guess the writer was going for the ladies right. I just wanted to see what the hype was about and I got the picture…or not it was all words o_O haha. Nothing wrong with bieng curious…now I can start a conversation and release that inner voice in you maybe ๐Ÿ˜‰ (to the ladies reading this that is.)

There nothing wrong with reading erotic stories but when you read it in the train and leave a wet patch after you get up uh…Housten I think we have a problem…lady I think next time read it in the privacy of your own home o_O.

You think guys don’t read it, think again, again in the train I saw a guy reading it then when he left he put the book in his lunch bag hahaha “ain’t nobody gona see me read this.” That was probably his thoughtsย  hahaha.

Come on all we want to know is what women want, and if being tied up and spanked on the ass is what you want then uh stop biting your lips, we in an elevator man with a trolley, abit uncomfortable don’t you think. hahaha

Until the movie comes out.

Enjoy your…..

…50 Shades of Lekker kry ๐Ÿ˜‰

Walking The Distance

So Cape Town is once again gearing up for the annual Discovery Cape Times Big Walk…..unfortunately you won’t be seeing me there this year but I thought i’d share my experience.

It started with the 10 km walk 4 years ago with my mom, always fun doing these walks with her :-D. We don’t do it for the competition but for the people haha meeting different types of people on the route is the best, and not forgetting the bums haha from firm to jigglypuff…yeah the bootyman can ๐Ÿ˜‰
The 10km route is the most scenic I think, you walk through places you don’t usually look at – take the time to stop and stare no time limit on this route. This is the best route for photos get spotted with a Coca Cola product and you just might win a prize…do what I do, walk with a Powerade and do a pose at every camera you see o_O…still waiting to win though haha.

The next year I decided to challenge myself and go for the 20km…the bus drive to the start is cool. At the starting point all you smell is deep heat haha gotta keep those muscles warm. The walk started around a field for the novice walkers, while the regular walkers go first they want the best time ofcourse. Walking with a group of friends always fun, good for laughs, especially when you start counting how many toilet breaks you took along the way haha memories ๐Ÿ˜€

Next we did the 25km..this was a tough one. The weather really tested us in that year, it started hailingย  along the route but just like the theme of the year we all finished like Superheroes.

Last year came the 30km. I recommend you take the train to the starting point it helps get you motivated and your mind in the game. I did this walk alone always challenge yourself, go beyond your limit. Along the walk we even heard dinosaurs calling in the mountain near Fish Hoek o_O….Jarassic Park is real. I met a new friend too, forgot her name though eish…hmmm maybe she reading this post.Imagine walking +-15km with a blister damn that hurts but on we must go ๐Ÿ˜€ One of the highlights was motivating this lady it was also her first 30km…”come on we can do it” was the motivation of the day.

Seeing that I am not doing it this year, I take it as a break to do the 50km next then the ultimate 80km yes that is the goal I willย  conquer the 80km walk ๐Ÿ˜€

Love the energy and the support along the route, every coke stop is a blessing…lol the next day your legs feel like jelly but it is worth it, especially the feeling of getting a medal at the end :-D.

Well that is my story go out there and enjoy – stay motivated.

X marks the spot

We have been hearing for the past few weeks that you need to register to vote.

“You doing your country a disservice if you don’t register to vote” – @chepet89 via Twitter

My reply to this wise statement is that this is all good and well but you need to make your mark come election time too.

Whether you into politics or not by voting you have a say in how our country is run, every seat in parliament counts from the Rasta Party to the well known ANC and DA it is your choice who you want to vote for.Completely confidential too

South Africa has come a long way since the first elections in 1910, its been a long walk to freedom.

Before only men could vote now everyone can vote feel the power people.

Are you free or are you dom..make your x that way you can tell people to EFF off when they complain.

Keep It Straight And Simple..all im saying is if you not registered now is your chance, if you do not agree with the happenings in Parliament stop complaining and start thinking in solutions.

We are the future presidents so if you are 16 start now and read educate yourself….

“You do not know where you going until you know where you came from” – unknown

Ok this is getting long and winding now, almost like a speech in parliament im going to stop you get the picture right.

Make your mark.


Kiss Kiss Bang BANG

So its the 5th November you know what that means right?

If you in school stay at home ๐Ÿ˜€

Parent keep your children at home, hulle gaan jou kinnes met nugget smeerย  en met vrot eiers gooi…ahhhh gone are the days of that hahaha. :-D. I remember every year there was a new upgade to scare the kids, stuff like: they putting blades between their fingers when they smeer you o_O lol hectic.

To be honest I have no idea why we celebrate this day though,all I know is I had a sparkle in my eye when I could write my name in the sky with that “sterrentjie” stuff….yes I SEE MY NAME IN THE STAAARRRS ๐Ÿ˜€

Anyway I did a bit of reading and all I found out was that a GUY got FAWKED in a failed attempt to kill King James 1 on November 5th 1605 – yes this has to be educational too – life is not a funny business ๐Ÿ˜€

ba ba ba tooooooooooo BAA yoh that was cool look at the fireworks, wait I’m from South Africa man lemme say it right….yoh ouens kyk daai klappertijes ๐Ÿ˜€


Kiss Kiss Bang BANG